"If a patron desires additional ketchup, he or she will have to fill out a special three-page Ketchup Request Form, which must then be presented to a manager on duty for evaluation"
and
"This is McDonald's we're talking about. Half the reason I come here in the first place is so I can behave like a total animal."
This article is so funny. I laughed all the way thru it. Wonder if the NYC Dept. of Health will put it on their website?
ReplyDeleteI usually find the Onion headlines to be really funny, but then the article beneath loses its zip. In this case, that didn't happen.
It's admirable that you have a good perspective on your work.
And then we all love ketchup. But it has to be Heinz, doesn't it?
My favorite lines:
ReplyDelete"If a patron desires additional ketchup, he or she will have to fill out a special three-page Ketchup Request Form, which must then be presented to a manager on duty for evaluation"
and
"This is McDonald's we're talking about. Half the reason I come here in the first place is so I can behave like a total animal."
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ReplyDeleteMy favorite line was:
ReplyDelete"Patrons requesting barbecue sauce to dip their fries in will be escorted from the premises immediately."